I’m feeling a little bit saucy tonight, gentlemen…
While scroling along www.perezhilton.com I discovered a picture of these saucy little babies. Of course, I gawked for a moment, and then I turned to ask Cymbria what she thought of them. Unfortunately, I forgot that my fashion-educated long-lost practical-sister is back in Calgary. *Sigh* Knowing that I must use some vice to spread word or acknowledgement of the amazement above, I came here: my long-lost rant spot.
If these marvels are received as undesireable, I will respond with a gaping glare. That pair of shoes (maybe in a different colour?!) inspires me to scream the words: hot and sexy. I imagine seeing them on a very beautiful, sleek, stylish woman who is fit to be on a runway. Alas, I shall never fit them, but they can dance forever – in my dreams.
Cymbria Said:
on September 30, 2008 at 10:13 pm
These “saucy little babies” have an extra edge in the aphrodisiac shoe industry…they come with their very own silver boobed fertility goddesses, one for each foot heehee. I can just picture my Kristi walking into a room… hmmm… crazy Las Vegas dance club at 2 AM with a rum/coke in one hand and a wacked out fuchsia boa in the other.
“Just go ahead,” she’d say to the bleached blond glitzy gals giving her feet the evil eye. “Just go ahead and diss these shoes. I dare you. But watch out, these heels each have two more feet to kick you with!”
kristi02 Said:
on September 30, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Haha… Oh, it would be amazing! And I would definitely end up using the extra two feet on some overtly jealous bimbo with legs far shorter than mine. Muahahahahahahaha.
Seriously though, I saw these and once again wished that you were here!! *Sigh*