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The Tale of the Absentee Secretary (Part 2)

Warning: The blog you are about to read is as bitter and petty as the blood that flows through my veins.

Surprise, surprise the secretary is gone once more! I was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, but this is just too much! I think the only reason I was trying to walk down that steep, rocky path was out of admiration to my brother. He informed me that this lovely young lady had more to her; she was shallow on the outside, but wanted to be a “real girl” on the inside. Touching, isn’t it. I told him of my doubt, but he insisted! Over the next few weeks to pass, I looked for the depth within the barbie doll secretary and found none. Maybe I’m just blind to it, but my instincts tell me that my brother was just a little too naive to her… other attributes. Oh well, it won’t matter because I won’t have to deal with her “blonde” ways much longer.

However, on this unforgivable occasion, not only has she ensured double the workload for me… she’s taken me away from my happiness; my love; my Edward: my book. All weekend I’ve been looking forward to getting to work so as to delve right back to where I left off Friday evening… back to my recently discovered sanctuary. Yeah, yeah… I’m going a little bit overboard with this book thing, but I can’t even express the sensation I feel from losing myself in this series!

*Sigh* With not much to do about the more-than-tardy secretary, I shall leave my angst for another day. I will work, read my book, visit my friend and go home to do the same routine tomorrow. Maybe there isn’t a way for me to foil her evil, unjust plot, but one day someone will. One day, there will be a man or woman who’s beauty far surpasses that of the secretary and she will crumble, crumble to the demeaning activities that the rest of us are belittled with: work.

I guess I proved my point…

So, I suppose my post from yesterday was a bit insulting to some of you. Know what? TOO BAD. Just as you can comment anything to any post, I can write just about anything I want on here. For me, Kamloops IS some secondary level of hell. Maybe not to you, but I’ve lived there my entire life (until one year ago). Opinion aside, if you think that Kamloops is a great place to live then you need to get out and do some traveling!
Getting back on track, my intent is not to insult anyone but to have an outlet to write my feelings down. If you don’t appreciate that, why are you reading my blog? Better yet, if you don’t agree with what you’re reading, why not come up with some kind of witty remark?
For example : Don’t come back,you’re not wanted here. (posted by, Good riddance) is an unnecessary comment. I will approve them on my blog because why should I censor anyone? However, if you put your email down… You won’t be getting anything sweet in return. For those of us who are brave enough to put reality to paper (in this case, screen) comments like these are just a ridiculous, pussy slap in the face. If you want to insult me, do it intelligently, without proving my point.
Insults don’t hurt, but the truth does.

For the record, this was my response:
Subject: Thanks for the criticism, asshole.
Message: Hey,
 
thanks so much for your lovely comment. Does it feel good insulting a little girl? I bet it makes you feel better about never having left that shithole of a town, huh? I hope that Kamloops doesn’t want me back because I’m just using it for school. It’s a backwards, red-neck, scummy town filled with people whose only joy in life is to spread drama. Wow! I guess you fit in there perfectly!
Thank you again for the comment,
I hope you live out your bitter days in that lovely little valley.
 
With love,
 
Kristi DeWolf